I am sorry…you want me to do what? I am not sure exactly what the RCGA Official Rules of Golf say…but I am pretty sure this club would not pass Rule 4…so that’s a 2 stroke penalty and never mind that this course is clearly totally non-conforming – there goes my handicap. Really?…couldn’t spare the coin for a Club with real grass – and what’s up with this crappy purple ball?…and if that 6 year old and her Mom keeping pressuring us on to the next hole, I am going to seriously loose it! Quite honestly though my motor skills are more adept to demonstrating chaos theory with crayons on the wall, than formulating the basic physics and geometry of making this next hit…and dude there’s not even a flag in the cup…just some freaky looking concrete Troll with some seriously disturbing glass eyes…I am so not going to be able to sleep tonight – sucks to be you. Some Caddie you turned out to be Dad…every ball I have hit has gone out of bounds and how did you possibly get me on the bad side of that lateral water hazard…AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE IS THE DRINK CART!
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Lawrence Lewis
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain
About Lawrence Lewis
I do a number of things professionally...but most of all and the true purpose of what I do through "my work" is to provide for my family, be a good husband and great father, and try to make a difference as a world citizen...I guess it's not much more complicated than that 🙂